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Me and Charon

Bark bark hoooooowl! Snarl bark whiiiiine. (I think I saw what you call a ‘cat’ once. It was…strange.)

ask-a-mal:

askcharontheghoul replied to your post: CHARON FUCK YOU

You should have gotten bigger blankets.

I’LL GET THEM just stop being a baby.

Bark bark bark hoooowl. (I don’t know if you’re aware, but I’m a licensed divorce lawyer.)

ask-a-mal:

contractsaremyantidrug:

ask-a-mal:

contractsaremyantidrug:

ask-a-mal:

askcharontheghoul replied to your post: askcharontheghoul replied to your post:…

WHAT. NO.

ONE OF THE DUTIES OF BEING MARRIED CHAR-BEAR~~~~~

WHIIIIIIINE. (Why didn’t you guys invite me!? I thought I was gonna be the ring bearer.)

Bark bark woof hoooowl snarl. (If I do it’s because Charon rubbed his stuff on me. …I pee on his stuff.)

asklonewanderer:

CHARON, SHUT UP.

*sniffs* *garbled choking sounds* (They must have some bladders problems or something if that’s pee.)

askcharontheghoul:

Usually I just train. Sometimes the others join or help me.

Sometimes being the key word…

arrghlghlghl:

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BARK BARK RUFF HOOOOOOWL! (WHAT’RE YOU DOING WITH MY WOMAN CHARON!?)

Ruff ruff hoooowl bark. (That would be cool, but I actually like the Capital.)